| Category |
Rest ofIndia |
Bangalore |
Foot path |
For pedestrians |
For two-wheelers |
Autos |
Run on Petrol/CNG |
Run on Kerosene /LPG |
Places where you can fill petrol/Diesel |
Petrol Pumps |
Petrol Bunks (or Banks) |
How do cops stop your vehicle |
Wave hand |
Stand in front of the moving vehicle |
Bribe paid to police if caught without documents |
100 Fixed rate |
100 normally, 200 or more if you are an IT/Call centre guy. |
Worst Enemy |
Pakistan |
TamilNadu |
Most Hated person |
Pervez Musharraf |
Deve Gowda |
Reasons for rioting |
Religion/ sacking of cricket player |
Water |
Favourite pastime of residents |
Discussing why politicians suck/ why Sourav was dropped?. |
Counting potholes |
| Front Page news | How their undercover reporters exposed MP’s.(Note: Bury the story if your channel/newspaper doesn’t have the exclusive). | Reporting number of Potholes especially ones that lie in the way of Mr. Narayan Murthy/ The Prasad Biddappa(who is he?) summer/winter/ monsoon fashion tips. |
| What News Paper editorials talk about | Is dropping Ganguly good or bad for Indian cricket?. | How closing pubs at 11 affect the IT industry. |
English Spoken |
With regional accent |
With California / New York accent. |
Languages Spoken |
Hindi/English/ Regional |
Every language on the planet. |
Reasons for traffic Jams |
Cows on the road |
Flyover construction/ VIP visiting Infosys/ Infosys buses |
Land grabbers |
Mafia/Politicians |
Software Firms |
Historical Sites |
Statues/ Buildings/ Temples |
Half constructed Flyovers. |
Frequent Complaints about Govt Departments |
Corrupt/ Lazy etc |
Don’t have websites, Emails bounce |
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